Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right.” — Ira Glass (via sadexistences)
if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…
MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISEI love this.
It’s Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!
sometimes i remember that dudley’s nickname was big d and i really don’t want to know why dudley’s friends called him that
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
- person: do u want to hang out
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask her*
- me: she said no
